John White

January 14, 2016

This Picture Is Guaranteed to Drive Liberal Catholics Crazy

I’m not a huge fan of this picture myself, but I can’t help smiling at the thought of people like Michael Sean Winters and his ilk
January 8, 2016

16 Predictions for 2016

  The Republican nominee for Vice-President will be Chris Christie. Muslim terrorists will kill several people in a city in Western Europe or the United States.
January 4, 2016

Vatican Signs $30 Billion Endorsement Deal with Taco Bell

  ROME — Sources inside the Catholic Church have confirmed that in exchange for cash and stock options totaling $30 billion, Vatican City has granted Taco
December 2, 2015

Shocking Photos Show Why We Need To Act Now on Climate Change

  Climate change is the biggest threat facing humanity. We know that because a bunch of world leaders are in Paris right now, heroically talking about
November 18, 2015

Vatican Unveils New Tank

ROME — In a surprise press conference yesterday, high-ranking Vatican official Cardinal Giacomo Tortellini announced that the Vatican has been developing a new main battle tank.
November 8, 2015

Pope Francis Talks About Selling The Pieta

In a recent interview, Pope Francis spoke frankly about something that more than a few people have speculated on – whether he will sell the Vatican’s
November 3, 2015

Vatican Kicks Off Year of Mercy by Arresting Two Employees

On the eve of the “Year of Mercy” announced by Pope Francis, two Vatican employees were just arrested for leaking confidential financial information. Full story here.
October 27, 2015

Bishop Paprocki Completes 21st Marathon in 21 Years

Bishop Thomas J. Paprocki, of the Diocese of Springfield, Illinois, completed the Springfield Marathon on October 11. “That makes 21 marathons in 21 years for me,”
October 14, 2015

Planned Parenthood: We Still Charge for Whole Dead Babies

  Planned Parenthood announced this week that it will stop accepting payment for human body parts.  The announcement comes after the release of several videos that