Guam is the Worst Punishment Ever

Cardinal Burke has denied that he’s being sent to Guam as a punishment.  I’m inclined to believe him.

First of all, because he said so.  Second of all, because he is going for a very good reason at the request of the Congregation of the Doctrine of the Faith to do some very serious and sensitive work that he is highly qualified to do.

And third, because have you seen Guam?

Seriously, I wish someone would punish me by sending me to Guam.