Top Ten Catholic Dad Jokes
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- What is the most Catholic fried chicken chain?
Pope-yes
- How did St. Paul’s former career teach him to be so fired up?
Because he was in tents.
- What was papal infallibility called when St. Peter was pope?
Simon Says.
- What do you call it when you’re racing to get to Mass on time?
A steeplechase.
- Who is the patron saint of angry people?
St. John of the Cross.
- Who is the patron saint of obscure crayon colors?
St. Catherine of Burnt Siena.
- What was the first thing Cain said after killing Abel?
“I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry, you’re okay, please don’t tell Mom!”
- What state produces the most saints?
The state of grace.
- What did the taxidermist say in Confession?
“Bless me Father, for I have skinned.”
- Where did Judas shop for groceries?
Traitor Joe’s.
