CatholicVote’s Favorite Babylon Bee Headlines
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Here are some of CatholicVote’s favorite headlines of all time!
1. ‘Snow White’ Producers Circumvent Actors’ Strike By Casting 7 Random Hobos From San Francisco
2. Are You At a Nursing Home or the US Senate Chamber
3. Biden Makes Things Up to 7th Grandchild by Appointing Her Head of Ukrainian Shell Company
4. Ben Shapiro Delivers Scathing Barbie Review to Confused Dunkin Donuts Drive-Thru Attendant
5. Being Against Crime Added to List of Things That Are Racist
6. Authorities on Hunt for Arsonist Who Just Burned Down Three Presidential Campaigns
7. Roe v Wade Aborted in the 198th Trimester
8. Jesus Accused of Being a Christian Nationalist After Saying He’s Going to Establish His Kingdom Over the Whole Earth
9. Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist
10. Damning Leak Reveals Matt Walsh Knew What a Woman Was This Whole Time
11. Hollywood Confused By New Movie That Depicts Child Sex Trafficking As Bad
12. Megan Rapinoe Has Nightmare Of Winning A Medal And Having To Hear The U.S. Anthem Play
13. Gay Couple Presents Surrogate Mother With Gift of Beautiful Red Robe
14. White 12 Passenger Van Either Belongs To Kidnapper Or Nice Catholic Family
15. Gavin Newsom Can’t Understand How He Got Covid When All His Servants are Masked
16. Dylan Mulvaney Now Blackmailing Corporations by Threatening to Endorse Their Products
17. Are You A Woman? 12 Signs to Look For
18. Are You A Man? 12 Signs to Look For
19. Study Finds 100% of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given to Them by a Naked Woman
20. Now That Affirmative Action is Illegal We at the Babylon Bee are Firing All Our Female Employees
21. With Pride Month Over Corporations Go Back to Regular Amount of Gay
22. Historians Now Claim Hitler Was Just Kidding When He Chanted ‘We’re Coming For The Jews’
23. Saint Anthony Asks God What He Did To Deserve An Eternity Of Looking For Everyone’s Car Keys
24. Family Torn Between Placing Grandpa In Hospice And Having Him Run For Senate
25. Teachers Worried Their Queer Students May Regress And Turn Straight Over Summer Break
