What Did Mother Assumpta Say to Philip Rivers?

This picture of Dominican Sisters of Mary, Mother of the Eucharist’s Mother Assumpta and San Diego Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers is popping up all over Facebook with requests for a caption. What did Mother say to the Catholic quarterback? A few ideas …

“Seek out the lonely, the open, and throw no longer to the double-covered.”

“You don’t have a prayer against the Steelers, my son.”

“Blessed are the underappreciated!”

“You are to be commended for living your life off the field so well. Now, about your life on the field …”

“Hey, I’ve got a joke. How are NFL quarterbacks are like priests? They both work on Sundays, they both use Hail Marys and they both cause people to pray more!”

“Wait … did you just punch a bird out of the sky?”