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16 Predictions for 2016
January 8, 2016
The Republican nominee for Vice-President will be Chris Christie.
Muslim terrorists will kill several people in a city in Western Europe or the United States.
Ted Cruz will win the Iowa caucuses.
Millennials will get very outraged about something for a couple weeks and then get distracted.
The Democrat nominee for Vice-President will be Julian Castro.
Hillary Clinton will win Connecticut.
An LGBT horse will win the Kentucky Derby for the first time ever.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg will retire from the Supreme Court.
The Cubs will win the pennant. Maybe the World Series.
The climate will change. Summer can’t get here fast enough.
Someone will get offended and be on the news for it.
North Dakota will run away to Canada and nobody will notice.
The Summer Olympics will occasionally interrupt coverage of Caitlyn Jenner to show sports.
Pope Francis will visit the U.S.- Mexican border and everyone will freak right out.
North Korea will test a Giant Slingshot of Vengeance.
I like donuts.
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