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June 4, 2013

Want to Travel in Time? Go To Mass!

If you’re like me, fans of the Doctor Who series on the BBC have been filling your Facebook timeline with speculation about who will be the […]
June 28, 2013

What are Catholics To Do? Here are the Top 5 Places for Voluntary Exile

Over the past few years, Catholics have seen a non-stop assault on traditional values. With the reversal of DOMA by the Supreme Court, the aggressively anti-Catholic […]
December 23, 2013

The Dog With Nine Lives

It has always been said that dogs go to heaven But sadly for cats there is no dispensation. We must recognize then there is a solution […]
April 1, 2014

CV EXCLUSIVE: Pope Francis to Celebrate Clown Mass

THE VATICAN, April 1 — EXCLUSIVE to Catholic Vote, sources in the Congregation for Divine Worship and the Discipline of the Sacraments have revealed that Pope […]
May 16, 2014

Colbert, O’Brien, Kimmel, Fallon, Daly, Gutfeld, Wilmore — Catholics Rule the Night

Catholics who think their values are underrepresented in the media are probably right, but that’s not for a lack of baptized Catholics in front of the […]
June 11, 2014
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Who Needs Fathers? 20 Famous Partnerships

While expecting our second child, my wife and I went to the hospital for an orientation to make sure we didn’t try to go to the […]
January 4, 2016

Vatican Signs $30 Billion Endorsement Deal with Taco Bell

  ROME — Sources inside the Catholic Church have confirmed that in exchange for cash and stock options totaling $30 billion, Vatican City has granted Taco […]