October 6, 2015

Synod’s Final Report Already Written By Bon Jovi

“We have decided to bypass the traditional rules governing the order in which certain synodal documents are prepared.  We know what we want, so we don’t
October 14, 2015

What Did Mother Assumpta Say to Philip Rivers?

This picture of Dominican Sisters of Mary, Mother of the Eucharist’s Mother Assumpta and San Diego Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers is popping up all over Facebook
November 18, 2015

Vatican Unveils New Tank

ROME — In a surprise press conference yesterday, high-ranking Vatican official Cardinal Giacomo Tortellini announced that the Vatican has been developing a new main battle tank.
November 20, 2015

Australian Comedian Neel Kolhatkar Descends into the Hell of ‘Modern Educayshun’

This darkly comedic satire from Australia reveals the madness at the heart of higher learning today.
December 2, 2015

Shocking Photos Show Why We Need To Act Now on Climate Change

  Climate change is the biggest threat facing humanity. We know that because a bunch of world leaders are in Paris right now, heroically talking about
December 15, 2015

Listening to Frozen in Advent

I’ve noticed that the radio is playing “Frozen” songs a lot this Christmas. They fit in with the “holiday music” that is more about winter wonderlands
January 4, 2016

Vatican Signs $30 Billion Endorsement Deal with Taco Bell

  ROME — Sources inside the Catholic Church have confirmed that in exchange for cash and stock options totaling $30 billion, Vatican City has granted Taco
January 8, 2016

16 Predictions for 2016

  The Republican nominee for Vice-President will be Chris Christie. Muslim terrorists will kill several people in a city in Western Europe or the United States.
February 2, 2016

Ten Things Overheard During Donald Trump’s Visit to a Catholic Church

Last night, as the Iowa caucuses were underway, Republican candidate Donald Trump showed up at St. Francis of Assisi Catholic Church in Des Moines. The following