Humor

March 5, 2013

Coolest Thing Ever? Catholic School Hosts Conclave!

I spotted this on the Fr. Z blog and was bowled over by the attention to detail. Talk about Catholic education! Here’s one photo of the […]
March 6, 2013

March Conclave Madness: Sweet Sistine!

The general congregation of cardinals is now in progress and the Sistine Chapel has been closed to visitors. Almost all of the 115 eligible cardinal-electors have […]
March 9, 2013

Top Ten Signs You Might Not Be a “Papabile”

  1.   You ask for an absentee ballot because you don’t want to miss Downton Abbey.   2.   Before leaving for Rome, you tell your diocesan […]
March 11, 2013

MoveOn.org registers 300 people in Detroit to vote in papal conclave

Disclaimer:  None of the people mentioned below are real people, and none of the events described ever happened, blah blah blah.   As cardinals in Rome […]
March 12, 2013

Sorry, Cardinal Dolan, but your chances at the papacy are better.

One of Cardinal Dolan’s lines about his chances of being elected has been, “I have a better chance of taking A-Rod’s place as third baseman for […]
March 18, 2013

Catholics begin mad rush to have “conclave babies”

Disclaimer:  None of the names used below are real, but the people probably are. Get ready, because they’re coming. Begotten amid the excitement and fervor surrounding […]
March 28, 2013

The Day BuzzFeed Actually Gave Good Advice About Receiving Communion

If BuzzFeed is any guide to where our culture is at, we’re in bad shape. The website shamelessly seeks out as many clicks as possible by […]
March 28, 2013

Eau du Sheep

Men who spend a lot of time around animals tend to pick up certain qualities of those animals. Smells, in particular, can cling rather stubbornly. Take […]
April 1, 2013

CV Exclusive: Pope Francis to Modernize Church!

VATICAN CITY, April 1–A correspondent for Catholic Vote has just learned from a prominent cardinal in the Roman Curia that Pope Francis is scheduled to make […]